March 2012
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Everyone's reblogging this, so I will too. →
blua:
What’s the last thing you masturbated to?
Have you ever had sex in a public place?
Where do you like to be kissed most?
Do you have any sex toys?
What’s your favourite colour lingerie?
What colour panties are you wearing?
Where do you like to be touched most?
What’s your fetish?
What’s your sexiest article of clothing?
What’s your favourite sexual position?
What’s your favourite...
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noonesfirstandyou-renext replied to your post: So….while harmlessly scrolling through tumblr…
YOU MUST TELL ME. IS IT A CAT?!
Not going to tell youuuuu! It will provide me with MUCH entertainment to have knowledge of your gift FIVE WHOLE MONTHS in advance, and not tell you a peep. And why would I help you feed your crazy cat addiction? No, Sam. it would probably love me more just...
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So....while harmlessly scrolling through tumblr...
…I found something I want to get for Sam’s birthday and it’s kind of awesome.
Except her birthday isn’t for another five months.
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February 2012
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I've finally started watching Chuck.
I’m now remembering why I wanted to watch this show in the first place.
unf.
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Dearest writers of Castle:
WHY did you have to have a car crash in to the water? That is literally my greatest fear/paranoia. And EVERY show seems to do it at least once. One Tree Hill did it to me last year. UGH.
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the-sammich-guy:
Its not really tuesday anymore.. nor is this really topless.. basically im just being a skank. enjoy.
I don’t think it’s really fair for you to be that attractive.
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wtf, dad?
Dad: *knocks on bathroom door* Let’s go! Me: I literally JUST got in. Dad: I’ve heard the water running for three minutes now. Me: Yea. It takes a minute to warm up. And I JUST got done washing my hair.
Seriously? Just because you have almost no hair on your head and can shower in 60 seconds when you want, doesn’t mean I can. Couldn’t you have waited a half hour to get...
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Things I need to do today:
shower
vacuum the house
spend some time with my guitar
brainstorm a way to convince Sam NOT to put makeup on me and take pictures. (I am also forbidden from this day forward to make friends with any photographers)
work on a tshirt design for my pool team (for next season)
crunches
Things I can no longer do because the snow has fucked me over:
sleep in
relax with peace and quiet
go to the...
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snakeytragedy:
Juliet Simms interview for The Voice
asegdhdsgh she’s so cute. I can’t even.
Time to catch up on Pretty Little Liars.
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